First of all, to preface, I don't like basketball. I think it's boring. Second, I'm a cynical fan. Any hope I had for Cleveland sports disappeared when the ball rolled between Tony Fernandez's legs in Game 7 of the 1997 World Series. And still, with all of that, when I heard LeBron James say, "South Beach," and, "Miami Heat," last night, my heart broke a little. :( It's really kind of sad.